you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Are we still banned from the library?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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