I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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