"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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