did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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