I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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