WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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