Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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