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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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