it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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