just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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