do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
