just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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