Bisexual people are plain selfish.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Two words: nipple clamps
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