at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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