I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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