I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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