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Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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