I just gift wrapped bread.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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