Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.