Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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