its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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