I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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