Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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