Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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