Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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