took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
My breasts were aching with rage.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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