She announced her abortion via fbk
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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