is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
its liver damage thursday
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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