I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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