Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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