I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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