Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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