no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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