This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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