I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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