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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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