Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
