Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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