There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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