end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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