At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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