He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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