thus making me awesome and them whores
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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