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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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