they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Semen is not good for contacts.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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