Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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