Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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