I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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