I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i just had sex bonerless
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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