Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
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when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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