I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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