Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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