No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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