Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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