the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good