I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.