I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing