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  (541): View more from Oregon

  Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.

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  (541): Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh. http://tfl.nu/1se4
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  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.

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  (918): On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break. http://tfl.nu/zpw8
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  (480): View more from Arizona

  I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.

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  (480): I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop. http://tfl.nu/wrzz
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  (970): View more from Colorado

  I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.

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  (970): I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now. http://tfl.nu/y6ao
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  (209): View more from California

  She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.

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  (209): She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge. http://tfl.nu/14lm
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  (559): View more from California

  Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational

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  (559): Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational http://tfl.nu/6erv
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  (515): View more from Iowa

  You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.

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  (515): You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick. http://tfl.nu/jkbb
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  (212): View more from New York

  Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?

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  (212): Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor? http://tfl.nu/6ba2
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  (937): View more from Ohio

  I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.

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  (937): I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it. http://tfl.nu/ozbd
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  (407): View more from Florida

  Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

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  (407): Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? http://tfl.nu/oobh
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  (425): View more from Washington

  Found the cure to anxiety attacks.

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  An orgasm

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  (425): Found the cure to anxiety attacks. (425): An orgasm http://tfl.nu/ydc6
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.

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  (505): We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins. http://tfl.nu/bswz
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  (845): View more from New York

  I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise

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  (845): I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise http://tfl.nu/hmpq
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  (360): View more from Washington

  I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood

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  (360): I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood http://tfl.nu/c9r6
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  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes

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  (860): I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes http://tfl.nu/geqc
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