I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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