I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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