Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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