Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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