i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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